Let me be clear: this is in no way, shape or form a costume. It is, however, a way for you to feel ever-so-slightly-festive on Halloween while still really being a total Scrooge about the whole thing. Which is a completely valid choice, in my opinion, made even more valid by the fact that it requires investment in a pair of leopard skinny jeans, which are an item of clothing that you really should own anyway.
(If this outfit – minus the cat ears and pumpkin – looks familiar, it’s because I wore it while dancing around with Kendrick in this video.)
P.S. I totally already stocked up on Halloween candy on a trip to Party City to pick up supplies for my son’s birthday. Which means that it is not yet noon, and I have already eaten several miniature Baby Ruths. Quite the excellent Wednesday indeed.
On me: Joie Sweater (via TJ Maxx; this one is similar); 7 For All Mankind Jeans; Angeline Flats ℅ Crocs; Voyage Pendant and Mom Pendant ℅ LAGOS; Glam It Crystal Cat Ear Headband.
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