You know that ramen place I keep mentioning? The one with the line so insane that you have to show up an hour before it opens and get your name on the waiting list if you want to eat anytime in the near future?
We keep going back.
Every single time, we say that we're going to leave at exactly 10:10AM - the precise minute that would get us to the restaurant in time to have our name be among the first on the list. And then, according to this plan, we'll hang out at a playground or get coffee or something before heading back to the restaurant at 11:30, at which point the restaurant will finally opens its doors so we can eat our perfect, perfect ramen and go about the rest of our day all happy and full of soup.