LOOK AT WHAT I JUST FOUND IN THE MAIL.
Specialty AllStar Organics GARLIC SALT. (See all the caps? That means I’m excited.) Seriously, are the company reps mind-readers? Did I know them in a past life? Or did they read this?
I will let you know how it tastes. I suspect that the answer will be “like a tiny, garlic-y cloud fallen from heaven.”