I’m sorry you guys, I really do try to keep things positive around here because if you can’t say something nice et cetera et cetera, but I saw this photo and actually cackled. Like, out loud.
LOOK AT HOW MISERABLE SHE LOOKS. She’s like “Hey Kanye, thanks so much for the holes in my clothing and my nonexistent ability to use my hands. Also I am broke because you charged me three thousand dollars for the pleasure of being bulky and cold and unable to hold a sandwich. Also I’m not wearing pants. And are those tiny leather patches on my shoulders?”
Kanye West should be declared a national treasure. He just gives me such joy.
He also really knows how to select models who look PUMPED.
Anyway, the reason I was looking at these sweatshirts in the first place is that I felt like doing a little sweatshirt roundup, because I no longer want to wear anything else. It rains every day here, which I suppose is a good thing, given the whole drought situation, but it also means that our daily walk to preschool is kind of cold and drippy and unpleasant. So unpleasant that it has resulted in the reemergence from the depths of my closet of the Uggs that I bought during my sophomore year of college and every single sweatshirt that I’ve ever owned. Most are suuuuuuper not-cute and have things like cats on them (which actually sounds kind of cute, but this particular one isn’t, trust me), but honestly, I couldn’t possibly care less because at least they’re not pajamas, and when it’s 8AM and raining and you’re maneuvering two children through soggy leaf-piles I feel like you get an award for having any clothing that you didn’t sleep in the night before on at all.
Below are some cute sweatshirts that I don’t own (but probably should).
