I’m helping a friend who’s currently living in Cali sublet his apartment, so the other day I headed down to the LES to show a couple of potential renters around. Little did I know that he’d booby-trapped the place.
To turn on the A/C, you have to climb up on the table. I am quite the little mountain goat, so this would be fine if said table had four legs…instead of, you know, two. So I fell off, taking down half the apartment with me (everything survived intact except for my arm).
P.S. During yesterday’s meeting I showed off my battle wound and was referred to this video. I think we may have found my new theme song.
