I’m in New York. First order of business: Stealing my mother’s favorite H&M sleep shirt to wear with my leather jeans.
We joke a lot about moms and wine (mommy juice, etc etc) – but coping mechanisms associated with the stresses of parenthood are real, and serious, and look different to everyone. This is a fascinating piece on food addiction and motherhood. (My Food Addiction Helps Me Survive Motherhood, via Not Safe For Mom Group.)
All I want for Christmas is a pair of quill earrings from Meghan Markle’s favorite jeweler. Eeeeee.
Alright, fine, or these. (Shaun Leane, in case you were wondering, is officially my new favorite jewelry brand.)
I have been singing the praises of this movie for YEARS. So now I feel all validated and such. (How Jennifer’s Body Went From Flop To Feminist Cult Classic, via Vox.)
Food for thought. (Women Over 30 Are Leaving Their Husbands and Boyfriends for Other Women, via InStyle.)
Stocking stuffer suggestion: Scrabble refrigerator magnets. Cute.
Currently shopping my mother’s closet for all the leopard things. (7 Fall Trends You Can Probably Just Steal From Your Mom, via Who What Wear.)
I cannot find my jade roller, and am highly distressed by this fact – and equally distressed by the fact that I can be made distressed by a jade roller. This article made me feel better about that. (Turns Out, Jade Rollers Are Pretty Legit, via Buzzfeed.)
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Official mantra for 2019, thank you Snoop.
Currently taking applicants. (Who’s Your Instagram Boyfriend?, via The Verge.)
Found this gift idea for teachers on PopSugar, and cannot imagine any teacher (or person) who would not want it. Sloths!
On the plus side, I just get to do this stuff on a Tuesday now. (17 Things Every Married Person Does When Their Spouse Goes Out of Town, via Buzzfeed.)
Spoiler: It’s not 2018! I mean, it is. But not technically. (The Worst Year To Be A Human Has Been Revealed By Researchers, via CNN.)
“Chanel chain belt,” yes. (12 Search Terms We Can’t Stop Using for Our Online Vintage Shopping, via Who What Wear.)
Cool, never sleeping again. (Researchers Just Found Termite Mounds the Size of the U.K. in Brazil, via Quartz.)
New makeup discovery: Georgio Armani Luminous Silk Foundation. It makes your skin look flawless. And glowy. (Recommend picking up this brush to apply it with.)
“What started out as something I was doing for my children turned into something I do for myself.” It’s complicated, indeed. (It’s Complicated: How My Ex-Husband Accidentally Became My Good Friend, via The Cut.)
Above, one of Oprah’s Favorite Things for 2018 (not my feet; La Chatelaine’s Deluxe Hand Cream Tin). (Oprah’s full list is here, if you’re curious.)
Saw Matteo Lane at The Comedy Cellar last night, and apropos of nothing, he is SO F-ING FUNNY. You should try to see him live, but if you can’t, watch his videos.
Being heard helps. (How To Support A Friend Going Through A Difficult Time, via Buzzfeed.)
My parents bought this for their cat. I am dying and I want one.
