I wanted to print Amy Schumer’s entire Ms. Gala speech here. It’s required reading, guys. I was that girl in the dorm room once and I will never be that girl again, and I want nothing more than for my daughter to never, ever be that girl either. And the more we talk about this the less likely that is.
Look, these are totally like Toms! But cuter! And rainbow! Whee.
How these Swedish police officers responded to an altercation on the subway should be mandatory viewing for officer trainees. (Did These Swedish Cops School The NYPD?, via AJ+.)
Extra money, yay. (10 Easy Ways To Save $250 This Week, via Refinery29.)
This photo contains two things I really love: tattoos and muscle tees. Click here to hear the secret stories behind all my ink (there is a very very slight chance more is coming up next week; we’ll see how brave I’m feeling), and here for the very best of the best tanks and tees around.
I love this gift idea for a newborn baby girl: a personalized jewelry box that plays The Nutcracker Suite. Aw. (Or how about this personalized pillow? My friend gave Goldie one and I love love love it.)
These wide-leg, ultra-light pants are a great excuse to basically wear pajamas in public without looking like you’re wearing pajamas in public.
I don’t ever want my daughter to have to choose between having a career and having a family. (This week’s Mommalogues episode: Moms Sound Off On The Reality Of Getting Paid Less Than Men, via SheKnows.)
New favorite shoes. (From the Rebecca Minkoff sample sale. #score)
Well there you go. I’m a genius. (Science Links Anxiety To High IQs, via FeelGuide.) P.S. If you have no idea what I’m talking about, click here to read my post about my struggles with anxiety.
Yesterday my friend was asking me about my Marc Jacobs diaper bag and I thinking, you know…while I don’t think you actually need a “real” diaper bag (you really don’t; you just need a big, easy-to-clean bag with pockets) it’s still a fun purchase. And I’ve certainly got a lot of wear (going on four years now) out of mine, so I don’t feel especially bad about the splurge. And this one is even cuter than mine, I think, if you’re in the market for a fancy version.
God I’m going to miss this man. (Meet President Obama’s Anger Translator, via The White House Facebook.)
My child has one facial expression. Fortunately it’s a good one.
