Me last night, in a very pretty dress. Let’s just say things have gone downhill since then.
In lieu of an actual post about my morning, I thought I’d just leave the entire text conversation between myself and Francesca here for you.
P.S. The “skin in bed” reference has to do with residual effects from this, and may go down in history as the single most horrifying experience I have ever subjected Francesca to (and there have been many).
P.P.S. If the word “fuck” offends you, go ahead and give this one a pass.
