Monterey Bay | California
Because this morning’s post was so light and fluffy, I thought I’d bring it back down and talk about something really, really important:
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I can hold a handstand for five seconds. (Which is 4 7/8 seconds longer than I was able to hold a handstand last summer.)
I’m serious: see that photo up there? I have about thirty identical ones on my iPhone, because I went up into the handstand and Kendrick kept taking shots because I think he expected something funny to happen (which would be an extremely reasonable expectation), but all that happened was that…I stayed there.
WHAT.
Here is me celebrating this grand and unprecedented achievement. I may need to start considering an alternate career as an Olympic gymnast.
Another equally heavy topic we need to explore this afternoon: my shorts shrank. Because I put them in the dryer, and when you put shorts in the dryer they shrink. They are the shorts that you see pictured here, and they are my favorites that I have ever owned, and now they have morphed from shorts that are decently high-waisted and long enough that I can kind of wear them wherever into full-on booty shorts. Like, you can see my actual butt when I am wearing them. Which is just…no.
Le sigh.
(Fortunately they also are still available for purchase. They are here, and they are an additional 40% off of the already-on-sale price today only with code 24HOURS at checkout. There is also free shipping, and also today only. You should obviously get them, and then not put them in the dryer.)
(Also that bikini is by Shoshanna and is really cute, and alllllmost crop-top-y enough that if you are the kind of person who feels okay wearing crop tops to places that aren’t the beach, you could probably pair it with a white high-waisted maxi skirt and look pretty damn cool.)
(Also I did a handstand for five entire seconds. That is all.)
