I have this problem:
I eat so much microwave popcorn.
It's kind of my thing; I'm very weird and hoarder-y about it and extremely particular about how much butter and salt goes on it. I eat it in highly specific little ways, like nibbling off the tiny bits around the center first. In my very weakest moments, I also have been known to apply a dose of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter (I'm aware that this stuff is essentially one big chemical, but I can't help it because it is DELICIOUS).