So I had two unusually cool food experiences over the past couple of weeks, and wanted to write about them mostly because I had no idea what I was doing during the ordering process and would love some suggestions.

First, last weekend we went on a trip to a pumpkin patch that landed us in a part of San Jose that we've never been to before, and when we were driving back we noticed that there were a ton of Vietnamese places in the area. So we Yelped to find out which one was the best, and went, and it was awesome. I've only ever eaten what I assume is fairly Americanized Vietnamese food, and this menu was like nothing I've ever seen: all tripe and blood soup and tendon stews. I wanted to try all of it.

So we ordered way, way more than we needed to. Except about half of the stuff that landed on our table didn't appear to be anything that we'd actually asked for. And then, when we asked our waiter what the dishes were, he said "I don't know." Innnneresting. But whatever, fine by me. They were good (like, really good) anyway, and the whole bill came out to something like thirty-six bucks.

My body has never been particularly good with piercings. Every time I've pierced my upper ears - and I've done this three separate times now - my body has basically rejected the metal, creating infection or just flat-out refusing to heal. But upper-ear piercings are notoriously tricky, and I was hoping my nose would be different.

Ehhhh, sort of. That thing took a long time to heal. I think it was largely a result of this little incident (and oh my god do not click on that link if you're squeamish), but either way: I tried everything to get it to heal completely. Salt-water soaks, cleansing with Dr. Bronner's, all of it. And when I was in Canada I mentioned this to my cousin, and she said, "Oh, I know what you need," and took me to the drugstore, where I spent something like five bucks on a very unexciting-looking little squeezy bottle. I did not have especially high hopes.

 When my friend (and glam | camp partner) Erin and I first met in person, I knew she had read my site before. But I didn't know the whole story until some time later. I'm fully aware of the presence of communities on the internet that exist to slam bloggers (and me, specifically); that's just par for the course, and while it's no fun, it's also something I understand. Getting to know someone who used to dislike me and mock my work - and then who, over time, became one of my closest friends - has been a pretty amazing experience. (How I Went From Internet Troll To BFF (And Business Partner), via Bustle.)

 Really cute crossbody for a GREAT price.

 Tear. (Farewell, America's Next Top Model, One Of The Greatest Reality TV Shows Ever, via The Cut.)

Stretching in the sunrise before entering the madness.

I have never in my life been to a rave.

I think there was a period of time around age 25 when I really wanted to go to one, but for whatever reason (probably that I panic when it gets too late and my bed is still far away from me) it never happened.