I go to the nail salon only when absolutely, positively, horrifyingly necessary. It's just not my favorite thing to do; it takes so freaking long. And it's expensive, especially if you get gel pedicures (which I do so as to lengthen the amount of time that passes before I have to make a return trip). And there is always the possibility certainty that I will fall asleep leaning back in my chair with my mouth hanging open and start snoring, because parenthood has turned me into a borderline narcoleptic. But after our Ohio week, my nails were an actual emergency situation, so on Saturday I asked Kendrick if he minded watching the kids for a couple of hours while I ran off to make them less frightening and gollum-ish.
And then Kendrick said one of my favorite things I've ever heard him say: