See ya.
I bought my Ikea Malm dresser - you know, the one you also own (or perhaps just used to own if you are better than I am at replacing college furniture with grownup furniture) - thirteen years ago. Since the day my father first assembled it in my West Hollywood apartment (because my skill at Ikea assembly begins and ends with these chairs), it has been driven across the country twice, and lived in six different homes.
I think it has, as Ms. Kondo would say, "fulfilled its function." (And yes, I'm totally still going with my KonMari-ing; did the lingerie drawers the other night and said good-bye to a massive bag of stuff, including pretty much everything that I got from my bachelorette party because...let's just say that strappy, garter-y squares of lace are not in my vocabulary at the moment.)