Perfect attire for the simultaneous consumption of caffeine and alcohol...while paying bills.
(The sweatshirt is here.)
At kindergarten dropoff this morning, I asked my friend what she was doing for Valentine's Day. "Eh, we thought about getting a sitter but you know, ugh." I didn't understand what she was talking about for a second, and then realized that she'd thought I was asking whether she and her husband were going on a date.