Sometimes you gotta go big or go home.
For this list, I asked a few editors, authors, friends, and assorted very cool people to tell me what they'd ask Santa for if Santa had recently come into a very large and unexpected inheritance and/or won a class-action lawsuit.
(The number of people who asked for an escape hatch of some sort - a.k.a. a time-travel machine or an island in the middle of the ocean - was spectacular, if not surprising.)
Every time the news alert on my phone beeps, I have a teeny, tiny heart attack. I mean, whatever it is, you know it's not good.
I think we could all use a little time-out from the real world this holiday season.
(Just went ahead and had Kendrick write this one.)
Gift Ideas For Someone Who Is Just Like Me.
by Kendrick
Everything I own needs to be able to survive my children.
Gift guide rollout: commence! In the coming days, I'll be posting gift guides for people who need a break from reality (a.k.a. everyone), gift guides for pregnant people, white elephant gift guides, STEM gift guides for kids, and more.
Whew.
This is not the face of someone without a diabolical plan.
In lieu of an actual, information-containing post today - because I have to spend the day working on an insane number of side projects (including logistics surrounding a verrrrrrryyyyy exciting project that I'll be able to formally announce in a week or so - hint: book book book book book), allow me to present to you a series of outtakes from the holiday gift guide shoot I did with Kim Ebbets last night.
Just trust me and scroll down slowly. It's so good.
