Me: You know what I would really like for lunch? Some scrambled eggs. An english muffin with half avocado and lemon, half peanut butter. Really cold cantaloupe. And like six blackberries.

My Kitchen: I think I can make that happen for you.

OK, we have to have a conversation about New York Cake Pops.

First, let me apologize for the iPhone photo. I had no idea that this thing (snagged at the Ippolita event) would be post-worthy until I took a bite...and rendered it simultaneously completely unphotogenic and nonexistent.

Fortunately, the Internet is an excellent resource for solving this kind of problem!

Eating Chinese food and making dog sandwiches.

Peanut butter, banana, creamed honey, and bacon on toast.

(My tarot reading was less good than my snack. Turns out that I will have a tumultuous - not necessarily bad, just overwhelmingly busy - next few months.)