This...

...this...

HOW DID THIS MAKE IT PAST A FOCUS GROUP (or whatever "will people buy this, or will they be head-spinningly offended by it?" system I'm sure JC Penney has set up)?

"Who has time for homework when there's a new Justin Bieber album out?"

Cute!

Click here to check it out.

(There's new bedding for fall, too. I don't like it nearly as much, but I wouldn't kick it out of...bed.)

Here's what's open today. (Tweet @brunchcritic to add to the list.)