I wanted to print Amy Schumer's entire Ms. Gala speech here. It's required reading, guys. I was that girl in the dorm room once and I will never be that girl again, and I want nothing more than for my daughter to never, ever be that girl either. And the more we talk about this the less likely that is.

 Look, these are totally like Toms! But cuter! And rainbow! Whee.

 How these Swedish police officers responded to an altercation on the subway should be mandatory viewing for officer trainees. (Did These Swedish Cops School The NYPD?, via AJ+.)

Allow me to present to you the best game I have discovered in recent memory. For the following reasons:

1. It is a really good way to pass the time during (another) rainy day.

2. It is free.

There is never a time in my life that I do not want new pajamas.

Ever.

New pajamas are just kind of the best. And if you’re stuck on what to pick up for the mom in your life this Mother’s Day (or if you’d like to treat yourself), I’m going to go ahead and suggest:

House of Harlow Sunglasses

So remember how I was planning on Airstreaming it across the country, and then switched the plan to driving our Outback out?

Let's call these plans "a work in progress."

 Look at this awesome package of San Francisco-themed loveliness that arrived from my friends at ShopStyle! It smells like HEAVEN ON TOAST, mostly I think because of that candle.

 When I was a teenager it was all about Coach and Kate Spade, and I've been really fascinated by the changes that both brands have made in the years since - basically, they upped their price point and their cache and et cetera et cetera and basically elevated themselves out of the appealing-to-tweens market. Which makes this article about Michael Kors bags and the rabid desire for them from the 13-year-old set super interesting. (via The Cut)