This pie was born of necessity.
I completely forgot that I wanted to make it until just a couple of hours before we were due to leave for our friends' house, and so instead of rolling out crusts I used two deep-dish frozen ones, flipping one upside-down to use as the top crust. The problem with this technique is that if the crust isn't perfectly defrosted, it can stick to the aluminum while you're flipping it, and sort of...break. Which is what happened to my crust. I would ordinarily fix this by rolling out the crust and starting over, but: no time.
Teeny-tiny (and crack-concealing) hearts to the rescue!