Recipes

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My Father-In-Law’s (Seemingly) Effortless Apple Crisp

My father-in-law is one of those people who will appear to be doing nothing more labor-intensive than puttering around in the kitchen, moving a bowl over here and a carton of milk over there...and will then all of a sudden sail over to the table carrying a tray of expertly baked goods. And then he'll whip up some from-scratch icing in the time it ordinarily takes me to locate a fork. And then the bowls go ahead and clean themselves. Or that's what it seems like, anyway, because I never see him do it, and then poof: clean.

I don't get it. When I bake, or cook, or do anything at all in the kitchen, there is always a flour avalanche, or a vanilla mishap, or a stick of butter that I forgot to remove from the refrigerator in time to soften and that must be cursed at for awhile. Not my father-in-law; with him, it's all (seemingly) effortless production of delicious things.

And that makes him a very fun person to visit on a cold winter day, when he without fail produces a big tray of this apple crisp. Thanks, Tom!

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Santa’s Oatmeal-Chocolate Chip Cookies

I had a fantasy in my head of how the Santa Cookie-baking would go: on Christmas Eve morning, my son would perch on the counter and listen in rapt attention while I showed him how to sift together flour and baking soda. He'd help me stir the dry ingredients into the creamed butter and sugar, and then together we'd form little teaspoon-sized balls of dough and drop them onto parchment paper.

Problem Number One: I forgot to buy parchment paper.

Problem Number Two: Two-year-olds think that Buzz Lightyear is much more exciting than mixing.

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The Perfect Bacon Sandwich

OK, I know you're all "busy" with this "holiday" thing, but I have one more item to add to your to-do list: pick up the ingredients for this sandwich (there are only three), so that you can make it on Christmas morning.

There are a few things that you have to do in order to transform bread + bacon into The Perfect Bacon Sandwich. They are as follows:

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I Made A Gingerbread House, And It Did Not Fall Down

This is mostly because the actual "house" part came from a kit, and someone more dextrous than I was responsible for assembly.

But I did decorate it! And it wasn't terrible, considering that I'm fairly sure it's the first gingerbread house I've ever decorated in my life (it's the second one I've made, but the first one never actually reached the point where it was standing upright enough to allow for the application of things like icing).

The "After":

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Cookie Party Success (And Easy Sugar Cookies)

This post was created in collaboration with Bed Bath & Beyond.

You know how every year I decide that I'm going to actually put some effort into my Halloween costume, and then every year end up procrastinating and digging the cat ears out of storage? And then I swear that the next year will be different, and it's not?

Same thing with holiday parties. When the season starts up, I always declare that this will be the year that I will throw a lovely holiday cocktail party with thematic drinks, Christmassy music, pretty decorations, and possibly even costumes (I usually declare this to Kendrick, who is kind enough to support my enthusiasm while sidestepping the fact that I never follow through on these plans). And then I don't do it.


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