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Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Artichokes (And Probably More)

A couple of years ago, I went through this weird phase where I ate steamed artichokes practically every single day. Basically, what happened was that I discovered that they are less vegetables than they are butter delivery systems, and boom: obsessed.

Anyway, I haven't had one for ages and ages, and then last night, all of a sudden, I decided that artichokes must be steamed. Lemon butter must be made.

It was awesome (albeit not the loveliest thing in the world to photograph post-steaming, but what can you do?).

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Scrapple: Oh, Just Try It

Kendrick and I talked about it, and we agree that the major problem with Scrapple is that it looks like this (before it's cooked).

The other problem: it's called "Scrapple", and the reason it's called Scrapple is that it's made from pork scraps left over from butchering (tongue, head, heart, liver, etc), pulverized, and held together with cornmeal. Since this is Stone Barns Scrapple, and therefore fancy, it also has things like pork cheeks (the very best part of the animal because it's super tender) mixed in, but still:

Scrapple.

Hey, I get it.

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Hm.

I'm not sure last night's bread-making experiment was entirely successful.

Here's the thing: if you've been reading here for awhile, you know I have a ludicrously spotty history with baking of any kind. Sometimes it works...sometimes it really, really doesn't. And there's no big mystery here; I know why my baking experiments don't always (ok, don't usually) turn out as planned, and the answer is that I'm a lazy mess when it comes to using for-real measuring devices. I figure, hey, that looks more or less like a cup of milk...I'm sure it'll be fine.

And do I learn my lesson?

I do not! Because I believe that the power of positive thinking can conquer even basic chemistry. (Or, fine: it's probably more the aforementioned lazy mess thing.)


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