On the plane to Aspen, I read Anthony Bourdain’s The Nasty Bits, a blissfully haphazard collection of essays from his travels. Let’s just ignore how freaking cute the guy is for a second (mayjah crush): the man can write.

A few weeks ago, I visited Ottomanelli Bros to learn about the pig butchering process; basically, how to break down a pig to ready it for sale in a shop.

Pretty proud of the new lipstick color I came up with this morning (actually three lipsticks). It’s MAC Hong Kong (a brownish-pink) topped with Bare Escentuals Red Zin, and finished off with a touch of Maybelline ShineSensational gloss in Berry Bella.

Dinner!

The biggest problem with our incredible new wallpaper: it could not possibly clash more with the couch we currently have.