Cleanse Day 2 from Jordan Reid on Vimeo.
Hi. I'm miserable. I have a fever, chills, and, weirdly enough, zero appetite.
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My Night-Before-Cleansing Kick-Off
Yeah, I know. You're supposed to "ease in" - but I love my Chinese, and not having any for three whole days is a nightmarish prospect...especially when there are leftovers sitting in my refrigerator at this very moment.
Pictured above, clockwise from left: Moo Shu Vegetable, Vegetable Lettuce Package, and Chicken (it was supposed to be pork) Mei Fun, all from Chef Ho's, one of my favorite UES Chinese restaurants. I've been going to Chef Ho's since I was in elementary school, and I wholeheartedly recommend it - the food is way above average for takeout Chinese, and the service is polite and speedy.
Tip of the Day
If you mess up your eye makeup, you can use Vaseline as an "eraser".
Where I Go All Morgan Spurlock On You
In the spirit of Fast Food Nation, I think it'll make for some interesting content for someone who's totally opposed to the concept of cleanses to tell you what it really feels like to go through one.
Best Foot Moisturizers
Unless you're blessed with perfect little toes that require no extra-special attention, I recommend moisturizing your soles with a formula that's either extra-intensive, or made especially for the feet.
