Since I’ve spent much of today writing about pool floats that I do not want and halved furniture that I do not want, let me now move on to a new subject: food that I do not want. See that? Don’t want it.
Super Psyched To Try A Pizza Cone!
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I Do Not Like This Decor Idea
So there’s this guy, Josh Amatore Hughes, and he’s written a little tome called Punk Shui: Home Design For Anarchists, in which he seeks to “help those who desire more from their life and living space.” I’d kinda prefer if he helped me keep my furniture, you know, in one piece...
The Last Thing In The World I Want To Own
You know, I never thought I’d see a pool float I didn’t like…but yep, this would be it. You can buy this GIANT INFLATABLE COCKROACH (seriously? This is something that has to exist?) for just $29.95. The kids will enjoy hours of…total, soul-crushing, incapacitating terror.
A Good General Rule To Live By: Purchase Giant Inflatables Whenever Encountered
I was thinking the other day: you know how I enjoy giving cookies to people because normal people love cookies and it makes them happy to have them? Well...what if my friends were all major proponents of psychotropic substances?
I’m On A (Tequila) Boat
Yesterday was a good day. I found out that I won two tickets to a Casa Dragones tequila tasting from Tasting Table. This was awesome for two reasons: 1) free booze (always yay!) and 2) the event took place aboard The Freedom, a “beautifully restored, classic 1926 104-foot Mathis-Trumpy Fantail Motor Yacht.”
