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Spectacular Spinach Lasagna

This isn't a dish I make all that often, but every time I do, I re-resolve to pull it back into more frequent rotation. It's so, so good.

The cons: It's a little labor-intensive - not "difficult" at all; it just involves quite a lot of ingredients (none of which are expensive) and a bunch of different pots and pans. I hate cleaning pots and pans with a passion, so if I'm willing to clean four of them, that means we're talking about a seriously delicious meal.

The pros: It makes children eat spinach. Like, request it. What?! (And it keeps really well in the freezer if you want to eat half now and save the rest for a day when you are too tired to do things like construct layered pasta dishes.)

SWEETS

My Father-In-Law’s (Seemingly) Effortless Apple Crisp

My father-in-law is one of those people who will appear to be doing nothing more labor-intensive than puttering around in the kitchen, moving a bowl over here and a carton of milk over there...and will then all of a sudden sail over to the table carrying a tray of expertly baked goods. And then he'll whip up some from-scratch icing in the time it ordinarily takes me to locate a fork. And then the bowls go ahead and clean themselves. Or that's what it seems like, anyway, because I never see him do it, and then poof: clean.

I don't get it. When I bake, or cook, or do anything at all in the kitchen, there is always a flour avalanche, or a vanilla mishap, or a stick of butter that I forgot to remove from the refrigerator in time to soften and that must be cursed at for awhile. Not my father-in-law; with him, it's all (seemingly) effortless production of delicious things.

And that makes him a very fun person to visit on a cold winter day, when he without fail produces a big tray of this apple crisp. Thanks, Tom!

DIY Projects

Get Organized For The New Year

In one of my favorite Louis C.K. skits, he describes children (accurately) as buckets of disease, and tells a story about his daughter coughing literally into his mouth. Like, aiming her germs at the back of his throat.

At least, this used to be one of my favorite Louis C.K. skits. It's not quiiiite as funny these days, mostly because it's just what actually happens. All. The. Time. Right in the mouth.

Anyway, I'm sick. And I spent yesterday in pajamas in an effort to magically cure myself before today's nine-hour drive to Ohio, which means that I had a lot of time to do things like file and clean out drawers. All very boring stuff, I'll grant you - I'd rather talk about sangria recipes and New Year's Eve outfits, too - but I mean it when I say that getting organized is THE BEST. Literally. The best.

SWEETS

Santa’s Oatmeal-Chocolate Chip Cookies

I had a fantasy in my head of how the Santa Cookie-baking would go: on Christmas Eve morning, my son would perch on the counter and listen in rapt attention while I showed him how to sift together flour and baking soda. He'd help me stir the dry ingredients into the creamed butter and sugar, and then together we'd form little teaspoon-sized balls of dough and drop them onto parchment paper.

Problem Number One: I forgot to buy parchment paper.

Problem Number Two: Two-year-olds think that Buzz Lightyear is much more exciting than mixing.


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