I've heard of people who dread having yard sales. Who feel like they have to do it to get rid of their overload of stuff, but really don't like holding them.
This does not compute.
Yard Sale Day legitimately ranks up there with my Favorite Days Of The Year, somewhere alongside Christmas morning. I'm totally serious: on Saturday morning I practically leaped out of bed and was busy making Kendrick crazy with all the running around and dictating and coffee consuming within seconds.