First of all, I'm aware that a beautiful white Brahmin bag is a ridiculous thing to place in close proximity to things like chlorine, sand, and sunscreen. But it couldn't be helped; I arrived a good four hours before I was able to check into my room, and I was not about to miss four hours of perfectly good pool time.
Also, it's Miami and you get to carry white Brahmin bags to the beach if you want to. Or so I hear.
As many gossip magazines as I can fit;