Sometimes, when I am very sleepy or scattered, I ask Kendrick to take a quick look at what I've written before I hit "publish". I just asked him to do that with this post, and this is a decent approximation of the look he gave me:
Here is what I thought seemed like a good idea to put on the internet:
"Kendrick arrived home on Friday afternoon, and the second - I mean tersecond - he stepped through the doorway, two things happened: