1. Wake up to sound of large metal panel crashing to ground, courtesy of 2nd Avenue Subway Construction.
2. Rush through freezing apartment towards warm shower.
3. Apply shampoo to hair.
4. Discover that this morning’s water temperature fluctuates between freezing and scalding.
5. Do weird dancing move to remove shampoo from hair while avoiding water as much as possible.
6. Skip conditioner entirely (awesome).
7. Rush through freezing apartment towards warm hairdryer.
8. Get frustrated at Lucy and Virgil for having failed to learn how to walk themselves.
9. Walk them anyway.
10. Drink coffee.
Well, the last step was fun, anyway! Off to Ohio in a few.