Hm. Oh, dear. Apparently a site exists called “Who’s Dated Who,” and I’m on it (which is funny and weird in and of itself), along with two of my ex-boyfriends (Rob and Jason) and my husband. And my husband is losing in the “Top Romance” contest, which is making him grumpy. Can I enlist some help to fix this little problem? 

P.S. Just discovered via RBNS, of all places, that Rob is having a baby! We haven’t always been on the best terms, but screw our history: it’s a baby! I’m absolutely thrilled for Rob and Kaitlin.