The Daily Beast: Foods That Can Kill You Instantly, including Bacon Beeritos and Hot Beef Sundaes. Above: Deep-Fried Cadbury Creme Eggs. 

I have a deep and abiding love for Cadbury Creme Eggs, dating back to early childhood. Last Easter, however, Kendrick very sweetly bought me a huge box of the things…and promptly cured me of my desire. I can’t eat them anymore…although I might make an exception for the creation pictured here.