“Goals,” by Gray Malin
My son graduated from pre-K yesterday, and lets please not discuss that because another thing that happened yesterday was that he got embarrassed when I kissed him in front of his friends, and now I need to cry. Instead, let’s focus on the bright side: Summer vacation!
Now, if you’re a stay-at-home or work-at-home parent, you know that what “summer vacation” means is precisely the opposite of what it means to your children, because what it means is they’re right there next to you. Like, all the time. Needing things. If you’re a work-at-an-office parent, you know that it means either extra daycare/nanny hours or camp, which means hoooooooly crap so much money.
It also, very fortunately, means unicorn floats. Unicorn floats make everything worth it.